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MamaJuana

So the Dominican Republic has this crazy concoction of a drink called MamaJuana. They usually soak barks and herbs in a brew of rum, red wine, and honey. They say the taste is close to a port wine with a deep red color. But the people in Dominican Republic believe that it is an aphrodisiac with similar effects as Viagra. Our friend John Layfield WWE wrestler, at Layfield Energy who has created a 2 ounce alcohol free shot version of the legendary MamaJuana. They say “For great sex without a prescription in a great tasting ready to take bottle, there is only one Mamajuana Energy.”

When I originally saw pictures of this bottle, I thought it was a lot bigger I did not realize that it was a 2 oz shot till I actually got the package. This little bottle looks like a tropical sun tan lotion bottle. But smaller. Don't be fooled by it. Your muscles might get stiff.

The abuse my penis has gone through to give you guys information about penis / sex enhancing drinks. My penis can only take so much abuse! (and my kidneys too). Do you really want to know if I was a better lover for a night after taking a 2 oz shot of MamaJuana? Do you really want to know if I made the ol’ lady scream? Is this all you care about? You don’t care how it tastes? You just want to screw all night? Well, I am not much of a lover. But I can tell you. After drinking one of these MamaJuanas, It was the best night surfing for porn I ever had.

Review here.

ZOOM!! Fast like a Nascar Nascar

Our Research Assistants with the Ford #60 car (if you look closely you can see the second generation of Drinkaddict Mongoose getting ready to pop)

Nascar and Energy drinks go together like pretty much anything else and Nascar. With a few companies sponsoring Nascar cars and a few familiar faces on energy drinks it was only a matter of time before we at Drinkaddict stuck our noses into it. Thanks to Bay Area radio station Wild 94.9 (makers of Wild’n’Out Energy Drink) some of our “researchers” were given the opportunity to visit with the No Fear Energy team and their driver Boris Said before their race at Infineon in Sonoma. Both the Wild 94.9 and the No Fear people were very cordial in presenting our researchers with the tour and even let her snap some shots with the car and Mr. Said. In all the race was exciting with Kyle Busch getting his 5th win of the year but we aren’t here to talk about Kyle Busch we are here to talk about No Fear and Boris Said. Said had only his 2nd start of ’08 and his #60 was unable to finish the race, that’s all good Boris you guys will get em next time around. As far as No Fear goes we would like to thank you for showing us around and the hospitality you guys showed and give us a call if you want to hook up again sometime.

Return of Deep Throat

Break out your platform shoes, and your butterfly collars because the return for the original Deep Throat is back. No, not the secret source for the Watergate scandal. We are talking about the pornographic movie Deep Throat. In 1972, Linda Lovelace starred in Deep Throat, perhaps the most financially successful pornographic movie in history. 35 years after the original movie was released Deep Throat Energy Drink is here to celebrate its anniversary. When Deep Throat was originally filmed in 1972, the budget was $22,000 and was filmed in 6 days. In 2002, It was reported to have grossed $600 million. Thats one hell of a profit margin if you ask me.

The energy drink's packaging matches the re-released DVD. Which is remastered for you porn buffs who like high quality porn. The can is yellow and has a black and white picture of Lovelace on the can. Some of you might remember the same picture that was on original VHS cover for the movie. It is adorned with a 35th anniversary seal. And wonderful warning label that reads. "WARNING: Deep Throating the Energy Drink maybe be a choking hazard." (Side note: If any of you ladies out there can "Deep Throat" and 8.5 oz energy drink can, please contact me for relationship. Send pictures of Energy Drink collection.) It also comes with a 5 inch ruler of the side of the can. To measure how far you can cram this can down your throat. (Not advised) Which should have been a great idea for Extenze : Male Enhancing Energy Drink. But Arrow Productions thought of it first so back off Extenze!

Arrow Productions is the same company who are true owners of the "Deep Throat" trademarked name and material. They make no mistake of who uses their "Deep Throat" Name and Images. Half of the backside of the can has a warning about infringing their Trademark of Deep Throat. So if you plan on making your own fellatio movies, please make sure you name it something else other then Deep Throat.

So what does it taste like you ask? Well this is when I redirect you to the review here . Where can you buy the drink you ask? Well you can get it at www.deepthroatdrink.com . And how about a little nastalgiac porn? At www.xxxdeepthroat.com of course! But be sure you are at least 21 years of age and not offended by adult content before clicking that one.